Wannan shi ne Sparta!
Comedy."Samun fahimtar da 'yan Spartans", wani ɓangare na sababbin fannoni da kuma shahararren talabijin na gidan talabijin, sun zama mahaukaci kamar yadda ake iya tunanin - hunchbacked Paris Hilton da kuma Britney Spears a cikin Gidan Mutuwa ba abu ne mafi ban mamaki da ya faru a nan ba.
Darakta: Jason Friedberg, Haruna Zeltser
Cast: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Didrich Bader, ...
Biye da muryoyin muryoyin da ba za a iya mantawa da su ba, zan yi wa Survive Gloria Gaynor, 13 (!) Spartans suna rawa da Thermopylae - don yaki da rundunonin Xerxes. Bayan yarensa Sparta shi ne ka'idar dokoki. Idan an haife baby shrek a nan, an jefa shi daga dutsen. Idan jaririn ya kasance Asiya, ba Brad Pitt da Angelina Jolie. Idan mace ta haifi jariri mai dacewa - wanda aka sare da kuma cubes a cikin ciki, an dauke shi a matsayin jarumi. A gaban Spartans suna jiran jinin da daukakarsa, mai suna Xerxes, hunchbacked Paris Hilton da kuma mafi mahimmancin Transformer, wanda kawai ya jure wa fim.
Tuni da farko, tare da bayyanar mai magana mai launi mai linzami, wanda sarki Leonid ya yi yaƙi da shi, duk abin da ya bayyana. Idan wasu fina-finai na fina-finai, irin su "Naked Pistol", "Hotheads" har ma da "Cary Movie", su ne tsarin tsarkakewa, kisan kai na al'ada na Hollywood danna, to, "Spartans" shine jahannama, inda fina-finai da fatalwar kafofin watsa labarai , kamar Paris Hilton, bayan mutuwar. A nan suna shan azaba ta kananan aljanu, ba karshe su ne shugabancin zane-zane Jason Friedberg da Aaron Zeltser, waɗanda suka riga sun harbi "Wasan Cikakken Cikakken" da "Thrill".
Suna aikata shi ba tare da ƙiyayya ba, mafi kusantar ko da ƙauna - don haka likitan likita zai iya magana game da ƙwayar da ke cinye jikin mutum mai haƙuri. Matsalar (idan akwai matsala a nan) shine dukkanin maza biyu suna da hauka kamar mayaries a kan rikice-rikice. A cikin kishirwar mutuwa, inda Leonid ya sauke jakadun Persian, ya tashi daga Britney Spears, da alƙalai da shugabannin tashar talabijin na gidan talabijin, Paris Hilton ya bayyana tare da tsattsauran ra'ayi da hannun hannu - sakamakon sakamakon ɗaurin kurkuku, a bayan bayanan Spartan (Sarauniya Carmen Electra) Borat "da mai cin hanci mai cin nama daga ainihin" Borat "Ken Davitian ya bayyana a cikin aikin Xerxes.
Amma Friedberg da Zeltser ba su da ha'inci ba saboda rashin kima - bayan haka, kamar yadda muke damuwa, "Mafi kyaun fim" ya tattara kudi mai kyau, kuma ba za a iya kiran masu halitta ba. Abin sani kawai cewa babu wani zalunci - abokai suna nuni da kansu ba da kansu ba, daga cikin kayan da ba su dace ba, kamar yadda mafarki mai ban tsoro ya yi, a kowace shekara ya tilasta wa kallon duk abin da ke cikin gidan wasan kwaikwayo, kuma a maraice, ya dawo gida - tare da matarsa tare da kallon talabijin mai ban sha'awa. "Akwai kawai mace a duniya da ya kamata ka amince, Leonid," matarsa ta gaya tsar. "Oprah ...", - ya san hankali.
Ba a nuna fim din ga masu sukar ba a Amurka kafin a fara, suna tsoron matsin bama-bamai. Bayan da farko, shafin yanar gizon don yin sharhi a kan fim a kan imdb ya cika da nauyin kilomita na sakonnin da ya fara da kalmomin nan "Wannan shine ainihin fim mafi munin da na gani." Ba abin mamaki bane, akwai yawancin su - tare da kasafin kudin miliyan 18, fim din ya kai miliyan 34. Sakamakon fansa yana da dadi, kuma fansa a kan masu sana'a yana da mutunci, amma babu ƙananan hanzari fiye da "Sanin Spartans," fina-finai da nunin talabijin na musamman - musamman.
Kuma idan kun tafi wannan babban abu mai ban mamaki, mai ban mamaki, mai daukar hoto wanda ya shafi fim din wanda aka karbi wannan ko kuma waƙar nan, kullun persian yana shitting a cikin sand sand of Sandman, kuma mai canzawa ya rataye a cikin kwandon, ba za ku yi dariya ba - ko kuma lokacin da mai nuna alamar ya bayyana, kuma lokacin da King Leonid ya nuna wa Wookiees - ba daidai ba ne. Ko dai ba ka ga dukkan fina-finai ba, ko kana son su, ko ka yi kuskure tare da kofa - "Alexander" Sokurov ya nuna wani wuri a ɗakin na gaba.