Binciken "Indiana Jones da Tsarin Kwanyar Crystal"

1957, da tsawo na Cold War. Sojojin Soviet, jagorancin Agent Spalco, sun sace Marion Ravenwood, mai ƙaunar Indiana Jones, wanda ke da tsayi a lokacin da ya zaɓa: Marion ta hanyar aiki da mutuwa, ko taimakawa Soviet ta neman binciken Crystal Kull a cikin musayar 'yancin mata.

"Koma"

Pam-param-pam pam-pam-pam, pam-param-pam p-param-pam-pam. Don tunani, ya dawo! Yarin da ba shi da shekaru, kuma a cikin dogon lokaci ba dan shekara sittin da biyar yana shirye ya sanya kansa a cikin zakoki na zaki ba, idan hakan ya kawo shi kusa da wani kundin tarihi na archaeological. Muna so mu ce ba za mu yi mamakin ginin ba, amma Indiana Jones bai bar dutse a kan kanmu ba. Ina so in yi kururuwa, tsalle a kan ɗakin shakatawa kuma in shawo kan mutane a karimci tare da pop-masara: wannan Farfesa Henry Jr., mata da maza!

A gaskiya, har zuwa kallo, tsoro kawai shine yanayin sanannen "Indiana", a cikin hotunan da ke yanzu - hukunci akan masu rollers. Yaya za'a gane ta a lokacin da yayi girma da kuma babban allon? Ba wai ku fassara Gavrilov cikin shekaru goma sha uku ba.

Don babbar yarda, dukkan shakka sun kasance banza. Kinoman orgasm ya yi birgima tun kafin jerin farko na "Maris na masu neman", kuma ba ma a kan bude bayanan ba, kamar guda biyu na ruwa mai kama da buɗewar "Karshe na Ƙarshe" (saurin yau da kullum tare da jigilar tarurruka na yau da kullum yana cike da yawa, kuma ba a koyaushe a yi goshi ba, kuma wani lokaci tare da irin wannan fasaha na tsofaffi - sun ce, amma ka tuna, me yasa haka, ba haka ba?), amma da daɗewar Dutsen Paramount ya juya zuwa wani ɗigon iska mai shinge. A nan, ta hanyar, kana so ka sami Steven Spielberg a hannun ka tambayi - yaya aka yi alkawalin yin ba tare da kwakwalwa ba?

Duk da haka, kula da irin waɗannan ƙwanƙwasa tsaya kusan nan da nan. Ba a cikin ainihin ma'anar kalmar, fassarar fashewar ba, ƙananan ba zai bari ba har sai ƙarshen, da zuciya ɗaya ba tare da barin barci na farko na ruhu tsakanin masu bi da ke bin juna ba. Indiana ko ta yaya daga fim na farko ya zama misali na aikin ƙirƙirar, kuma ya yi tunanin, ko da bayan shekaru goma sha tara da kuma dozin da ke nuna imanin jariri yana riƙe da alama. Idan wani abu ne, to kamar haka za a sake maimaita shi kuma a cikin shekaru masu yawa, kuma masu sauraro zasu fara motsa jiki, su kasance tare da numfashi.

Spielberg, ya kamata a lura da shi, ya zama cikin haɗari mai lalacewa: lokacin da wannan "Sakin Makamai" ya sami ainihin haruffansa, ciki har da mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunar mummunan rauni. Ba dole ba ne in ce, tun kafin farkon labarun Shai LaBeouf, wanda aka gane shi ba tare da bayoneti ba, amma tare da wani mummunan fushi. To, abin da jahannama irin wani abokin tarayya a Indiana Jones? A'a, zai iya tunawa da Shorty Round daga Dutsen Kaddara, amma ya kasance dan wasa, kuma yanzu Dog Williams (sunan Shayu) yana da nasaba da aikin canzawa ta Indiya.

Fim din, duk da haka, ya gudanar da alheri don kauce wa rashin fahimta. Ba wai kawai ba, Dog ta zama gurbin Marty McFly (viva 50 na!), Yayin da yake yin duk wani kwarewa, don haka a lokuta da dama lokacin da wani ɓoyayyen dannawa ko haɗari ya kasance a sararin samaniya, hoton ya nuna halin da ba shi da tabbas kuma ya cire abin da ya faru. To, yana da kama da batun batun "Kissing off," idan kuna so.

Kuma mene ne bamu fada game da tushen mugunta ba? Ana gani - manyan masanan sun nuna wa 'yan jarunmu. Bari mu kaurace wa cinemas kuma mu rubuta takaddama ga mai rarraba!

Idan kayi tunanin haka, duba likita nan da nan. Wane ne kuka yi tsammani ganin abokan adawa, idan aikin ya faru a zamanin McCarthyism? Tunawa a Peru, masu aikata laifuka masu fasikanci ko kuma sun fadi daga sama? Gaba ɗaya zuwa gare ku, Raƙƙarwar Red Jarida ita ce siffar kamfani guda ɗaya kamar Mafia Sicilian. Shin, ba ku yi tunanin cewa duk Italiya ba ta kula da irin nauyin da ake yi na Hollywood ba? Shin yana yiwuwa a yi laifi a cikin kyawawan Cate Blanchett (gaskiya, mafi kyawun sashin layi na jerin), tare da kwamandan umarni mai kyau "Ku tafi!" Gidan Iglar Zhizhikin na Rasha ne kuma yana dauke da wani banza game da Abokan Stalin?

Buga mafi kyau a George Lucas, wanda ya ba da labarin labarin, wanda ƙarshe ya yi hasarar 'yan baya guda uku. A'a, a'a, ba daidai ba ne kuma mafi ban mamaki, yana da wuya a fita daga cikin mahallin kuma yana da ƙarancin wasa. A bayyane yake, saboda shi kuma ya ruwaito daga Cannes, yana kiran fim "ba dole ba ne." Amma menene ainihin zunubin, har ma da irin wannan ƙarewa, "Indiana Jones" ya ba da dama ga al'amuran zamani na zamani, da kuma jin dadin ganin gwargwadon ƙaunatacce a kan allon ya dace da ƙananan ƙananan murya daga ginshiƙan waƙa:

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